What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.