What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.