What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!