What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.