What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.