How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.