Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.