What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Beer Bottle Jokes More Beer Bottle Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.