What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

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What did one empty beer bottle say to the other?

I'm drunk."

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.