What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!