What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."