What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!