What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.