What does a can of tuna say?

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What does a can of tuna say?

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