How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.