How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!