What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Zombie Apocalypse Jokes More Zombie Apocalypse Jokes

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.