Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.