What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3