What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.