Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.