What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.