What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.