Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Previous Random Joke Next
Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

High Steak Jokes More High Steak Jokes

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game