Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

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A cow with no lips.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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first post) Ace of spays

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An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)