What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?