What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams