How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !