What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!