What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams