What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!