What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!