What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.