Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra"

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !