Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.