Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Harrelson's woodie.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
It's smoking a cigarette.
Cause endorphins make me feel good.
Peekaboo.
Because he was Legolas
They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Loinback.
Don't go bacon my heart"
FIXED
No hard feelings.
Hunch-black of Notre Dame
