How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree