She fell out of the tree.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Because his arms were blown off.
She thought he was too controlling.
Let's just be cousins.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Because he got Snowden!
A: Because the rice falls through the grill
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
To sharpen the knife
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
