How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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She was shouting for help.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.