How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.