What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.