What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.