What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6