What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.