Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets