Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.