Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change