What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!