What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.