What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ?

Cynthia you been away I missed you !

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...