What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.