When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Si, era Missed
Him: I give up Me: A terrorst
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Cut the rope!
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
