Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito