What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.