What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.