How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.