What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence