How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.