What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.