What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.