What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...