What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.