What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up