What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.