What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

February Jokes More February Jokes

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days