What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

Neither of them are ever right.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days