What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days