What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.