Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.