Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

February Jokes More February Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days