Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.