Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.