What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold