What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)