What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.