What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf