What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!