What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

Bullfighter Jokes More Bullfighter Jokes

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!